Welcome ladies and gentlemen, this is your amigdala speaking. on behalf of all your basil instincts, primal fears and abject faculties I would like to welcome you aboard!.
Our flight today will depart from the edge of sanity and last anywhere from now to infinity. We have brief stops at insanity, and incarceration. For those of you continuing on to our final destination of death. denial justification and rationalization will be provided in great quantities at no extra cost.
Our weather today will consist of gloomy overcast with predictions of certain doom. If you can see through the clouds, you will see mountain peaks of the highest highs and valleys so deep you will never see out of them. Beverage service is available for the reasonable price of your soul and consists of indignation over ice. Our fine obsessions will also serve a complimentary in-flight meal of slow roasted resentment simmered in a dramatic rage vinaigrette generously ladled over a plate of discontent.
Our in-flight movie is Drama personified directed by satin lives staring you so dumb. headphones will be provide so you dont have to listen to anyone else.
It is our sincere desire to make your travels as uncomfortable and anxiety ridden as possible. Please sit back in our custom cradles of misery, ignore the joy all around and let us do the driving.
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